Behold, Behemoth!

The Drinks Are On Me

Misters Dark, Malice and Wonderful trust you had pleasant journeys. I could hardly care less, as the whole "travel" and "surfing" metaphor for the World Wide Web is sort of devestatingly belied by the obesity rate in the U.S. Anyway. Mark Anthony Masterson writes a lot of crap, as well as advice columns of doom with aspirations towards raconteurship and comic-book decadence. Behemoth is a poorly worked out concept, full of misleading links and horrible lies, much like its creator. Search them both at your leisure. And don't forget the ice.
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Tristan's Castle RY-TUR's Lair Jack Wilde's Assassinarium Who's Who in Behemoth

(Poetry by The Man of The House) (THIS IS WHERE TO FIND MISTER WONDERFUL, CHUMLIES!
Just below the Contest Info and Virtual Comics!)
(Reviews, Links, Bile!) (Citizens of our Lady, recommended by Mr. Dark)

Please come back anytime. We would be enchanted.

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Tristan's Castle	RY-TUR's Lair	Jack Wilde's Assassinarium	Who's Who in Behemoth
(Poetry by The Man of The House)	(THIS IS WHERE TO FIND MISTER WONDERFUL, CHUMLIES! Just below the Contest Info and Virtual Comics!)	(Reviews, Links, Bile!)	(Citizens of our Lady, recommended by Mr. Dark)