From our Favorite New Jersey Drama Queen...

Here are the words for the commercials. Luckily, you won't have the damn tunes yammering away in your heads. By the way, don't ask me when my grandmother's birthday is because I don't remember.

UNDEROOS

Wearing Underoos is fun
And you can choose from more than one

There's the Hulk, Fred Flinstone and the Flash
Superman! Spiderman! *The Thing's* a smash!

Wearing Underoos is cool it's true
when it's you and your Underoos.

SKITTLES
(with animated dancing skittles)

Tangy fruit flavors, all for you
Each of us a crunchy fruit chew

We start with centers of lemon and lime
Strawberry, orange, and all different kinds

After a dip, the fruity middles
All become candy coated Skittles

Crunch and chew, that's what you do
with Skittles crunchy fruit cheeewwwws!

I am not proud of this.

But I am! Wonderful Readers Got it All!

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