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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

How's it goin'?
What time is it?
Are we there yet?
Do I have to?
Whatcha been up to?
Ya want fries with that?
What if God was one of us?
What's Life all about anyway?
Don't I know you from somewhere?
What's your major?
Was that a kool episode of DS9, or what?
Can I borrow a quarter?
If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Do chickens have lips?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why me?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
What's up, Doc?
Paper or plastic?
What are you, nuts?
Where's the bathroom?
Is this a private conversation, or can anyone join in?
What's the story, morning glory?
What's the point?

Less Frequently Asked Questions

Who wants pigsnout?
What the hell is a kahuna, anyway? And is it good to have a big one?
Hey, O.J., wanna go on a date with my sister?
Does anyone wanna hear Macarena one more time?
Is that d'ward one helluva sexy guy, or what?
Does anyone remember who shot J.R.?
Do you think we can get Fran Drescher to sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl?
Who the hell is Tom Hanks?
Does anyone want more lima beans?
Oh please, can I take out the garbage tonight?
Are you sure that's all it costs, Quark?
Hey Jimmy, did you ever notice how much Clark looks like Superman?
Aw, c'mon, can't I go to bed an hour earlier, Dad?
Hey Bill, wanna watch my pudding for me?
Deacon Blue says they've got a name for the winners in the world. What the heck is it?


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