• The Adventures of Toilet Paper Man Next: Toilet Paper Man vs. Mr. Whipple!
• Another page in Pig Latin Not original, but STILL not of any use!
• Abridged The Dilbert Principal I bet Reader's Digest are smacking themselves on the head for not thinking of this first!
• Animated Necker Cube Which is an anagram for "Nice, but make ace nerd".
• Bad Dog Chronicals The word "bad" is modifying "Chronicals", NOT "Dog".
• Bad Wildlife Photography Ansel Adams has nothing to fear competition-wise.
• Bay Valley Services Living in Silicon Valley, I can assure you this IS typical South Bay service.
• Bette Midler Elimination Front No, not Bette! Next thing you know, they'll be after Liza and Barbara!
• The Big Question Nope, "42" STILL doesn't make sense as an answer.
• Book of Cliches Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Or something like that.
• Canada: The Evil Empire But WE have Wayne Gretzky now! Nyah nyah nyah!
• The Couch Home Page Sofa, so good.
• Cyberbra Hey! Watch where you put that LED!
• Ducks, Ducks, Ducks! What is this, a sequel to Babe?
• The Films of Ron Jeremy No matter how you look at it, this is a VERY depressing list. Unless you're actually Ron Jeremy, I guess.
• Fred the Voodoo Doll Oh noooo, Mr. Fred!
• Give Misha Money As soon as someone can figure out a GOOD use for e-cash, let me know, OK?
• Golden Triangle Gravity Forecast Is this what they mean by "specific gravity"?
• The Golf Channel I'm not so shocked that there's a web page for it as I am for the fact that there's a Golf Channel in the first place!
• The Great Pumpkin Drop Hey! Check out the new Smashing Pumpkins videos!
• Hall of Annoying Buttons Although anything that makes it easy to annoy Rush Limbaugh can hardly be classified as "useless".
• I Own Mars Note how I am not even THINKING of saying something about "owning Uranus".
• Interactive Typewriter MUCH better than those old-fashioned non-interactive typewriters!
• International Lung Sounds Association I can't wait for the CD!
• Lenscrafter Eye Test You KNOW someone is going to start using that font on a regular basis!
• Mark Eats AOL Man bites disk, film at 11:00
• Maycorner Personality Test The sad part about it is I've seen less accurate ones.
• The Meaning of Life You mean it's NOT like a box of chocolates?
• Netscape-4-all But wait - you need to be RUNNING a Netscape-compatible browser to see this simulation - I'm so confused...
• Nuke America This would only be a good idea if it also gets rid of the Macarena.
• Project Scanface There is a fine line between being hip and being an utter dweeb.
• Rabbit Dude And this is how Pixar got its start.
• Random Nietzche Aphorisms If you link to the abyss, the abyss links back to you.
• Removing a Big Magnet And computers for a half-mile radius couldn't work for a WEEK.
• Rhode Island Trivia Test I don't get it. What's my score?
• The Rumor Mill This is MUCH better than The Spot!
• Ryan and Alex's Notes Someone give both of 'em a noogie for me, OK?
• Save the Adverb Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your adverbs here!
• Send Trent AOL disks I've been assured that this is NOT Trent Reznor. The page isn't any less useless because of this.
• The Six Bunny-Wunny Books Although I DID put "The Six Bunny-Wunnies Freak Out" on Paul's One Book List.
• Stupid Top-10 Lists I wonder if Letterman knew back then what he'd be starting...
• Superfos I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that this is their first attempt at HTML.
• Teds New economic plan: eliminating the deficit by taxing Photoshop abuse.
• Tent of Doom I guess you need a camouflaged tent if you're going to be a professional Internet explorer.
• Testicals of Famous People Better make sure Mr. T doesn't eat them!
• Under Construction I wouldn't have put this on except that this is the oddest-looking penis I've EVER seen!
• Useless Lists As if the one you're readin right now isn't.
• Useless Mailing List How about a useless Usenet group? THAT would be a first!
• A Useless Page I bet search engines LOVE this page!
• Vampire Test Suddenly I have a strange urge to dress all in black, listen to Dead Can Dance, read Sandman, and see "The Crow" 50 times.
• www.macarena.com Fortunately, it's not NEARLY as bad as it sounds.

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