comming soon: HOW TO GET EATEN BY KITTY CATS

Here you will find all the information that you will need to be torn to shreds by one of the worlds most visious beasts.

This sight includes some light technecal descriptions of the nessisary materials and tools. It will also describe the history of Lions and includes an autobiography of myself and my followers.

The first thing you should ask is "why do I want to be eaten by lions". It is a helpfull question to understand your self, becuase even though this is the 90s, being eaten bylions is still a fairly uncommon death-wish. Is it becuase suicide by anyother means is just plain borning? Is it because you a just very wacko?

God bless the lion.

1. The plan that this sight uses can be summed up in this way:
2. Aquire a Bell Jet Pack
3. Put it on under a trench coat
4. Sneak into local Zoo knowing what time the lions are fed at.
5. Douce your self in BBQ sause.
6. Goto Lion enclosur and activate Jet pack to launch your self over the fence.

• The Author...
• Standard Layout of a Lion Enclosure.
• Time Table of events.
• Survey.
• Detailed instructions.
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