A.K.A. LeRon

Favorite Saying: "Straight Up, Straight Up"

Most Prominent feature: Whiteness

Profile: Danny hails from Boonville, like most of the people on this page. He bears an uncanny resemblance to two people: (and he'll probably hit me when he sees this) Trinity Mackley and Brian Bosworth!

Recently: Danny joined the Air Force during December of 1997. As much as I'll miss him, it's good that he's gotten out of Boonville. "Salute Airman Thomann!"

Numero Dos:

Chris Doyle:

A.K.A. Ego

Favorite Saying: Anything egotistical

Most Prominent Feature: His humongous ego, and his inability to dunk even though he's 6'6" (go figure)...

Profile: Doyle is my tallest and most egotistical friend. We are currently at war because he thinks his favorite player (Chris Webber) can beat my favorite player (Kevin McHale) and so far, McHale is up on him 2 to 0. Eventually, he'll "get" it...

Recently: Doyle is not back in Boonville, working at a Texaco right off from the highway. I guess some things never change, he still thinks he can dunk.

Numero Tres:

Eric Distler:

A.K.A. Pimp

Favorite Food: Spaghetti

Most Prominent Feature: His annoying habit of walking right in front of you in the Mall.

Profile: Distler is a cool guy, literally. He crisps cool lettuce. He also likes Spaghetti. Lots. Like, Lots!

Recently: I haven't seen Distler in so long he's in danger of diappearing from this page.

Numero Cuatro:

Kevin Presley:

A.K.A. Narco Boy

Favorite Haircut: The "I know I'm going bald and darn it, stop telling me" look

Most Prominent Feature: The fact that he's a very cool guy...when he's not talking in Spanish in his sleep...

Recently: Kevin is still a cool guy, although he recently graduated from Spanish, and I'm not sure if he still says it in his sleep.

Summary: He's just all around a very friendly person. Oh, and once he was kicked in the head by a horse!

Numero Cinco:

Donny Holem:

A.K.A. Tank

Favorite Musical Groups: Bread, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Salt 'n' Pepa

Favorite Foods: Bread, Red Hot Chili Peppers with Salt and Pepper

Summary: Donny is Danny's best friend, and don't ever room in an apartment with him if he's eaten either Salisbury Steak or Chili right out of the can.

Recently: Donny actually GOT the coveted manager position at Hardees, but right when absolute power was in his grasp, he gave it all up and moved to Florida and is now working on an oil barge. He says "its as good excuse as any to stop smoking." And to think, he coulda stayed in Boonville his whole life. *claps* Way to get out, Donny!

Numero Seis:

Kevin Mersman:

A.K.A. Smiley

Favorite Saying: Donny, I'm gonna shave your chest!

Favorite Pastime: Being Annoying. Really.

Summary: Mersman is another of Danny's friends, and he smiles all the times. He also has the uncanny ability to find you if you don't wan't to be found, even if you are in outer space.

Recently: Mersman is going back to the much easier northeast Missouri State University in the fall. Wuss, just couldn't hack it at MU.

Numero Siete:

Greg Atkinson:

A.K.A. Greg on a stick

Did You Know: Greg was the 5th ranked player in the world at the Overpower Card Game from Marvel. He's mucho bueno at it.

Favorite Pastime: Writing songs like "I'm the perfect date!"

Summary: Greg is another of my friends from here in Columbia, and he and I both love comics. He's also one of the roommates of Kevin Presley.

Recently: Greg has been taking a break from Overpower, but he plans on boosting his rating this summer at several conventions.

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