Dragon-Lordes' Seals

Greetings! I am K-Lerb, the Innkeeper of The Gate Keeper's Inn!
I would like to thank you for being a guest of the Inn. And to show our appreciation, we are going to present you with your very own Dragon Lorde's seal. You need to try out the Oracle in order to know which seal you get though. And all this will cost you nothing! If you sign up as a member now, we are going to absorb all fees and service charge. All this for our previledged guests!
The Dragon seals are sacred objects of the Dragons that hovers over the skies in the Land of Zan-Kel. And to receive your own Dragon-Lorde's seal is like a royal decree from the dragon-Lordes themselves. The Dragon Lordes were the rulers of this land over a hundred years ago, before they perished under the hands of the cruel human Knights. There still are several species of Dragons left in the Zan-Kel but none of them will ever be given the title 'Dragon-Lorde' again.
The seal is a surefire amulet of protection against roaming attacks from the Dragons in Zan-Kel. However if you are living out of Zan-Kel, this seal can serve as a good luck charm as well.
Each seal is carefully handcrafted by the fairies that dwell among the Oak trees beside the Gate Keeper's Inn. However, this precious gift can only made for the members of the Inn(to prevent misuse of the seals). Thus please do not hesitate to send in your application form and join the Gate keeper's Inn!
Along with the seal, you shall receive a package containing your membership card and a letter from the presiding Innkeeper. If you a ready, please feel out the form below and send it to us as quick as possible. Thank You very much, we hope you will enjoy the rest of your stay with us.

The Gate Keeper's Inn Membership Application Form

(Please refrain from using the 'return' key)

Name

Title

Lorde

Lady

E-Mail

Date of Birth

Country

Address

How did you chance onto The Gate Keeper's Inn?

By pure luck

Word of Mouth

Search Engine(please state which engine below)

What is the The Gate Keeper's Inn like to you?

For your free Dragon Lorde's Seal!

Which seal did you get in the Oracle?

Do you promise to use the Seal only for the good of all?

With all my heart and all my soul.

Are you kidding? I going to rule the world with this thing!

What was your experience/s with the Oracle?

Thank You for taking the time for this tedious task. Please allow 7 days to a month for processing. The Gate Keeper's Inn has been established for seven aeons, we hope it will survive another seven with your help.