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"J.C."--We Hardly Know Ye!
"J.C.?"
Announcing the formation of alt.fan.J-C!
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("J.C.," if that's really you in disguise, you had
better watch out--you're surrounded by evil forces!)
Why a fan club?--because we miss "J.C.,"
and we want new Host George Noory to bring
him back as a guest on late-night talk radio!
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If you regularly listen to "Coast-to-Coast AM",
you might know the saga of "J.C.,"
who had been just a "typical" caller
(but really, nothing about "J.C." is "typical").
But who then became a full-fledged guest one fateful night,
when Art Bell invited listeners to call in
while "J.C." was still on the line.
Those of us who were lucky enough
to hear that hour of Art's show,
know that "J.C." can be a guest extraordinaire,
whose myriad views were enunciated well,
being heard by all within earshot.
Now "J.C.'s" disciple has become his surrogate
in the quest to get the "truth" to Americans.
She claims that "GOD gives J.C. NEW COMMANDMENTS DAILY,
and he even gives personal commandments to individuals!"
AND TO DEPARTING HOST
ART BELL SHE GAVE
ONE LAST WARNING:
"HERE IS YOUR COMMANDMENT:
BRING FORTH YOUR EVIL VOICE
ONTO THE AIR NO MORE!
REPENT AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT J.C. IS
'THE BRINGER OF THE NEW REVELATION.'
AND GIVE YOUR RADIO SHOW TO HIM!!!!!"
She continued: "You wonder why your phones
weren't working when you had that druggie
on your show? HA! J.C. prayed to GOD that
your phones wouldn't work! And they didn't!"
AND THEN THE FINAL ULTIMATUM:
"THE NEXT TIME J.C. CALLS, YOU GIVE
HIM HIS RIGHTFUL TIME ON THE AIR."
But mysteriously, "J.C." never gets thru any more.
(Could this be a result of the host's decision
to screen calls? Tell us it isn't so, George!)
Also click
HERE to learn little-known "facts"
about the man Art Bell called "J.C."
(Oh, here's some other stuff to look at while we're waiting for more "J.C.")
The Star-Crossed Cyber-Romance of Bob & Carol
(And Ted, Alas)
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Dear Bob,
Lotta told me about your ill-fated flight to Paris!
Even considering all the things you have done to Lotta and
your other dates, you did not deserve to die on that flight.
Maybe lose an arm, or a leg, or another body part, but not die.
XXXXXX,
Carol
Dear Carol,
Lotta did not tell you the truth about my vacation. You see,
I was on a different flight to Europe.
She is still sore, and trying
to get back at me, because of my date with her that went sour.
But it did not really surprise me when I heard that Flight 800
never reached Paris. I mean, what would you expect--
from a toll-free flight?
XXXXXX, Bob
Dear Bob,
I am sorry I was wrong about you dying. I will try to get
my facts straight before I write, the next time you die.
I can still remember all the talk after your date with Lotta.
You two had made the scene all over town, and then you
had brought her to your place. But later on you got mad,
because she refused to leave. She just kept begging you
for more and more. But it wasn't really your fault--
that the groceries were already closed.
XXXXXXX, Carol
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HERE to continue our on-going saga
of a star-crossed cyber-romance!
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