It's me!
Yes, I am "Mack N. Tosh."
I would like to be able to tell you who I REALLY am,
but my teacher says that there are bad people
lurking on the Internet, who would come and
GET ME if they only knew my true identity! But
if you would like to know things about where I live,
just click here to visit my home town's Web site.
(Please, someone, come and get me!
I hate my life here!)
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It has been so much fun to share my brand of humor
with all you Web-sters! Please do not be offended
by anything on my home page, as it is all meant to
be in fun. Also, none of the characters are based
on actual people that I know. It's just not my style
to ridicule people who are not as perfect as I am.
(See, Edna, I told you that Lotta isn't really you!)
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And yes, I really am female, but I use the name "Mack
N. Tosh," because I use that brand of computer. Also,
I like getting E-mail where the person starts off by saying
"Dear Mack," because it makes me feel "Oh, so Butch!"