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Are you a bishounen (pretty boy)? Do you need our protection? Please send your name, age and why you need protection to theominomikos@apexmail.com. We consider any and all requests and will respond within two weeks. The benefits of protection include a paid two-week stay in a luxury hospital, as well as the services of a professional assassin, to make sure an incident never happens again. The protected will also be the recipient of gifts, including, but not limited to, flowers, chocolate, self-defense lessons, as well as any deadly weapons they may choose to carry close to their beautiful bodies.
Name:
Age:
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Why do you need protection?:
I do hereby accept all conditions set forth in this document and I authorize the Society to use my name, picture, or helpless demeanor to further their cause. I realize that when I accept the Society’s protection, I may become a teen idol and I relinquish all claims I previously had to privacy.
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WARNING: Bishounen accepting our offer may become the subject of adoring females who wish for nothing but to follow, protect and drool over them. Any and all boys who accept this offer acknowledge that this is an allowable discomfort. We, as a company, apologize for this inconvenience and acknowledge the bishounen’s worthy sacrifice.