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Fump's Emporium

Fump's Functional Lingerie

This is where midriff bulge is a thing of the past. Breasts stay up and so do our nylons! Immerse yourself in sheer sensual luxury...

Wow! This stuff is really functional!

Rest assured that every girdle sold by Fump's is the result of felling a forest Malayian rubber trees! The frontal stays are taken from the bodies of freshly slaughtered whales. This is the kind of service we you know you expect.

With such a pedigree it's hardly surprising that your tummy will be flatter than anyone else who is grossly overweight.

Fump's Emporium

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