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Fump's Emporium

Fump's Museum

No visit to the Emporium would be complete without a tour of Fump's Museum where you can marvel at a multitude of exhibits gathered from all over the known world. See..

• The miniature beehive factory powered entirely by the manually induced rotting of boiled onions
• The Winshott Bagelpooze donation, a comprehensive collection of Victorian nose moulds
• The Art Deco horse box
• The world's largest collection of orange pantaloons
• An astonishing and frequent digital display of rotating fish-egg explosions
• The Agressive Vegetable Garden where peas demonstrate their ability to fight even the most sanguine of warriors.

And did you know that Leonardo da Vinci spent most of his spare time painting carrots? We have gathered together over fifty of Leonardo's vegetable works and these are on permanent display in The Gallery, together with Albrect Dürer's little known sausage woodcuts.

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