2. Lassie would answer fan e-mail.

3. The "Search" command would be replaced with "Fetch."

4. Use #102 for a dead cat would be a SVGA screen duster.

5. There would be Chuck Wagon screen savers.

6. A relaxing fire hydrant pattern would be come the world's #1 wallpaper.

7. All mice would be replaced with trackballs featuring Enhanced Tongue Control.

8. The Trash icon would be replaced with a Toilet Bowl.

9. The most popular Usenet group would be rec.toiletbowldrinkers.anonymous

10. The internet pornography debate would be over photos of naked poodles.

c 1997 Sandy Lindsey

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