Lindsey's Law of Costumes

by Sandy Lindsey



92.7% of men

who absolutely, positively, firmly

refuse to wear a costume

on Halloween

will spend over $300

on official team merchandise

so that they can look like

their favorite football player

during the bowl games.


c 1997 Sandy Lindsey


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