2. Your cooler is giving new meaning to the term ice beer.

3. You used your partners wicker creel to start a small bonfire on board for heat.

4. Your partner's lips are frozen shut, which is why he hasn't reminded you that his fishing rods which you are about to toss on the fire are made of fiberglass and will give off toxic smoke.

5. On the shore is a group of students conducting an experiment on natural cryogenics.

6. You're catching flannel bass.

7. Your marine radio is workly sluggishly because of icicles on the antenna.

8. When you finally get the radio to transmit, you call the marine authorities and ask for an ice breaker to come get your stuck boat.

9. You're wearing that doofy-looking ultra-insulated jacket that your mother-in-law got you last year and you swore you'd never wear.

10. You don't complain when your frostbitten fishing buddy puts his hands in your jacket's ultra-insulated pockets.

c 1997 Sandy Lindsey

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