1. You've built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage.
2. You'll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing more space for the newest addition to the family -- your daughter's goldfish Buffy.
3. Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level, hydraulically-operated kitchen is "a bit overdone."
4. You've converted the standard stall shower into a "bathing waterfall," complete with tropical plants.
5. Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43, and you're trying to make arrangements with Universal for first run films.
6. Your dog has a duplex dog house out back, even though he sleeps in bed with you every night.
7. The local building department says you can't add a fourth floor to a house that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling.
8. You bought and demolished your next door neighbors house to make room for an Olympic size swimming pool.
9. You've installed a small freight elevator going to your attic.
10. You've built an FAA-approved helipad on your roof.
c 1996 Sandy Lindsey
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