"I'm so confident that I know everything about hunting," challenges the first hunter, "that I dare you to ask me your most difficult hunting questions. In fact, I'm so confident about my hunting knowledge that I'll give you $100 if I can't answer a question of yours, while I'll only charge you $10 for any question you can't answer of mine."

The second hunter agrees.

"What is the top speed a whitetail deer running in the open and what rifle would work best to bag him?" questions the first hunter.

The second hunter grimaces and immediately digs in his wallet for $10.

"Who made the first turkey call and what was it made of?" the second hunter asks.

The first hunter's eyes widen as he wracks his brain for the answer. Finally, he gives up and hands over the $100. "So who did make the first turkey call and what was it made of?" the first hunter asks.

The second hunter simply smiles and hands him $10.

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