placesetting

Place Setting

Mom: John, will (would) you please set the table?

John: Yes, Mom.
         How many are eating?

Mom: Today?
         Tonight?
         This morning?

         We will have (number): name, name, . . .
         There will be (number) for (meal).
         Well, there¡¯s (name) . . .. That¡¯s (number).

John: Okay, so there will be (number).
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Mom: John, you' ve set the table all wrong.

John: I forgot how it goes?

Mom: The place mat is centered in front of the chair on the table. The dinner plate is centered on
          the place mat, one inch from the bottom edge.  The forks go on the left and the knives
          and spoons on the right of the dinner plate: the dinner fork first and then the salad fork
          and the knife and then the spoon. Make sure that the sharp-edge of the knife is toward the
          plate.

John: Where does the water goblet go?

Mom: The water goblet goes to the right above the dinner plate with the wineglass. And the wineglass
          is right of the water glass, inline with it.

John: And the coffee cup?

Mom: The coffee cup goes to the right of the dinner plate next to the spoon, and the bread plate
          goes above the forks, slightly to the right of the dinner plate. Put the butter knife on the
          top-edge of the bread plate horizontally.

John: And the rest?

Mom: The dessert plate is centered above the dinner plate and the dessert fork or spoon goes on
          the upper edge, horizontal to the dinner plate. Remember to align the silver 1/2-inch from
          the table edge. Put the salad plate to the left of the salad fork.
          There! That looks much better. Center the napkin on the dinner plate, and I will get the food.

Place Setting, Simplified

Place mat
Plate
Fork
Knife
Water glass
Napkin

Where does the . . . go?

 Put the mat in front of the chair.

Where does the . . . go?

 Put the plate in the center.

 Put the fork on the left.

 Put the knife on the right.

 Put the water glass above and right of the plate.

 Put the napkin on the plate, centered.

Where does the food go?

 It goes on the plate.
 

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