--==* Big Apple *==--

So why is it important

To be open all night

When the only 7-Eleven

In Cheyenne, Wyoming

Is, too?

We played games at 1 AM

Who's brave enough to

Ride the subway to the

Hell's Kitchen Station?

We took a cab, instead.

Walking through Times Square

Are the trash men on strike?

No, but they were, last fall.

They'll clean it, sometime.

Does it ever rain, sometime?

Go and see a show, it's fun.

But there were no good seats

At two hundred bucks apiece

The companies bought them all

And gave them to the scalpers.

A hotel room costs more than

The annual income of Chad?

Isn't the United Nations pretty?

Walk by and get spit at, in

The United States of America.

Next time, I'll stay home.