Pay no more attention to the monkey propoganda of The Monkey King. He is right, the lower primates will prevail, but it will not be the monkeys. You will soon know a new era. THE AGE OF THE LEMUR!!!
Let
me introduce myself. I am Alex, Prime Minister of the Lemurs.
We have lived peacfully for years amongst the humans, but that will go
on no longer. The monkeys claim a revolution, but they are just as
bad as the people. Beware we've got agents everywhere.
This is Hoki. My best friend and bodyguard. Most of the time I don't even know he's there but I always know that he's listening. Many times my life has been put in danger by the King of the Monkeys and his army. But alone, Hoki has managed to keep me alive.
This
is Dolam. Our lemur wizard. Gaze into his eyes you are getting
sleepy. You will send all of your money to us.
This
is the latest dance craze among the lemurs. To do it just imagine
that you're jumping on human bodies.
This
little guy may LOOK harmless, but imagine him grabbing a hold of your balls
and not letting go.
So take
this as your warning to both monkeys and humans alike!!!
We are out there.
We are watching.
We've contaminated your drinking
water.
And we will attack when you
least expect it.
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YOU
HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
