WHAT I LOVED

TO HATE

in 1998

(was I bitter?  yes, very)

	   
	   pigs, especially State College pigs

	   fraternities and frat boys

	   driving
				    note: these are in no particular order
	   hospitals

	   the justice system, especially the Belfonte justice system

	   commercial radio

	   commercials, especially radio commercials

	   corporations

	   the corporate environment and how america glorifies it

	   the use of the word "product"

     	   rush hour traffic

	   Penn State College of Communications

	   pretty boys

	   eating

	   country music

	   smooth "jazz"

	   phonies

	   telephone companies

	   Kings and Long John Silvers

	   lawyers

	   real messy shits that take forever to wipe

	   vocal jazz

	   cigarettes

	   cover charges

	   dance clubs

	   auto inspection
		
	   liquor laws

	   Pennsylvania

         10-10- television commercials

	   the eight hour, five day work week

	   american values

	   the american dream

	   america

	   sports freaks

	   holy rollers

	   local news

	   guitar shops

	   college bookstores

	   the sun     

  `	   marriage

	   children

	   the music store system - not being able to listen before you buy

	   heavey use of the word "like" in sentences - teenbonics

	   hollywood

	   Robin Williams

 	   Whoopie Goldberg

	   Bob Saget

	   Rosie O'Donnel

	   loud television

	   the use of the word "per" with someone's name after it

	   the accepted idea that it's okay and normal to hate one's job

	   "hi, how are you?"  "Good, how are you?" 

	   crowds

	   phony chit chat

          people

	   expensive beer

	   most beer commercials

	   commercials with animals in them and the animals want human food or drink

	   how people can continue to enjoy animal commercials

	   the superbowl

	   taxes

	   red necks

	   gas guzzling SUVs

	   car ads

	   burger king commercials - how they continue to consume songs faster than customers can consume their greasy burgers

         the desire to buy a brand new car, the people that have this desire

	   cellular phones screwing up the area codes

	   coca cola commercials

	   saturn commercials

	   cock teasers

	   employers

	   gas stations during 4th of July weekend


Back to the Hallway                       

1