This list is the result of a "Girls' Night" that Morgan, Aimee and I had. Some of these things are personal experiences we've had with our guys or guys we know, some are just observations about males in general. We understand that there are exceptions to all of these things, but like I said, they're generalizations. If there's anything that's not on the list that you think should be, mail it to me at the_goddess_pinky@wench.zzn.com. And remember, it's from a female's point of view.
1. Running down Levi Sloan Road naked. - yes, you know who we're talking about.
2. Hanging that Blair Witch stick figure over Salem Bridge. - Yes, we know we participated, too, but it
was your idea, boys.
3. Getting mad at us for something that never happened.
4. Something about being naked and drunk in a field at a pasture party.... - I love you Jeremy.
5. Not controlling grotesque male functions. - That would be belching, spitting, etc. If us females can do
it, why can't you?
6.Taking kidding too seriously. - We're not really insulting you, it's affectionate.
7. Misinterpreting friendly gestures. - Just because we're polite to you doesn't mean we want to sleep with
you!
8. Expecting us to think of everything. - Organized does not mean the same thing as psychic.
9. Being indecisive. - If we ask you if you want to do something or go somewhere, just say yes or no. Do
not hint and imply and all that stuff. Don't you hate it when we do that?
10. Giving us a hard time when we "don't want talk about it." - Sometimes talking about it just makes us
feel worse.....
12. Not understanding why we get mad when they don't call. - We're not being psycho or anything, we just
like to talk to our significant others occaisionally. That is what relationships are about, right?
13. Being late - Fine, we do it too, but we put it on our list first, so there!
14. Taking it too personally when we're upset. - Just because we're mad doesn't mean we're mad at you.
15. Not understanding that it's just a bad day. - It's not PMS. We're not on the rag. Nobody pissed us off.
It's just a bad mood.
16. Not realizing that we might not want to see a movie with blood and guts. - For a change.
17. Using God as a breakup excuse. - i.e. "God told me to breakup with you." B.S! If you don't want to be
with us, tell us that, don't lie to us.
18. Talking down to us. - Just because we're girls doesn't mean we're less intelligent. Actually, it's usually just
the opposite.
19. Yelling at football games on TV. - Ok, so most of the guys we know don't do that, but it's still really
stupid.
20. Getting mad when we ask about a girl we saw them talking to. - We're not being jealous or possessive.
We're just protecting out emotional well-being.
21. 3 words: Fear of Commitment
22. "Marking territory" - Again, to our boys, you know who we're talking about.
23. Getting turned on by porn. - A good love scene we could understand, but that's just way too much detail...
Eeew.
24. Not realizing that we think romance is sexy. - It's not wimpy or girly. We actually think it's rather manly.