Joke du Jour
There's nothing like the smile a good joke brings to your face.
Brighten your day, then maybe pass it on to someone else
just by reading on, and following my instructions. Enjoy!
"Montana Grizzly Bear Alert!"
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters,
the Montana Department of Fish and Game
is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions
and keep alert for bears while in the field.
"We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing
so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them.
We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them
in case of an encounter with a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoorsmen should recognize
the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung.
Black bear dung is smaller
and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it
and smells like pepper."
*most jokes courtesy of "What's So Funny?"
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