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Buck's Flushables

Well, hello, hello. I guess everyone has to come here sooner or later. Later, perferably.

I'm Buck, for lack a better name. Yeah, I am toilet. I ain't so fond of you, either. I'd tell you exactly why, but Jen wants this page family-friendly.

Anyway, welcome to one room- and thus one page- you can't do without in any respectable home. The bathroom. Here's where all the little too-small snippits and just plain lousy material gets thrown out. Mainly a bunch of sayings. Rather than flush it down my mouth, however, I've made a deal with Jenria just to keep it all on one page that I get to host.

Now you know my story. I've done my part of the deal. Just remember, this is the cast-away stuff, so I can't guarantee the quality of the page.

(One of Jen's actual thoughts) Sure, if I put that coat on, I'll be warmer, but I won't be any less cold.

Stupidity is only what you make of it.

To make mistakes is human; to make stupid mistakes, just plain stupid.

There is a difference between stupidity and idiocy; it's just not noteworthy.

Idiocy isn't a state of being; it's the state of Arkansas. (or any other appropriate state)

Okay! So it wasn't chocolate on my shoe.

When someone makes a stupid joke, people say "Don't be a wise-guy." Does that make me wise? Or a guy?

What about "smart alecs"?

Of course I'm smart. Ask me if I'm sane.

(Written by Panda) "I have seen the light, and I am here to put it out."

You ever had one of those moments when you wish it were one of those moments when it wasn't one of those moments?

(real story) One day, Jenria went visiting with her mother. While her mother chatted with her friend, the friend's daughter was busy working on algebra homework. She came out to ask them for advice on a problem, making the usual "why do I have to do this" complaint. Jenria's mother promptly responded "becuase you'll have to use it later."

Smiling, the daughter then asked Jenria's mother for help with her factoring. It took several moments to remind Jenria's mother what factoring was. Jenria's mother shook her head, and said she couldn't remember how to do it. When asked why, the answer was that she had not done that sort of math since school.

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