WHAT'S A HOMEPAGE WITHOUT SOME PERSONAL STATS?!

SO HERE ARE...THE YOUNG CRONE'S STATS:

1. WHO AM I ? Me

2. HOW OLD? A woman never tells her age.

3. SINGLE? No, there's two of me.

4. SEX? Ok... but only if you have extra.

5. BUST SIZE? A woman never tells that..but BIG.

6. ADDRESS? Somewhere this side of the Rockies.

7. # OF CATS? Many.

8. FAVOURITE FLAVOUR? Chocolate....but only late at night and used as a topping.

9. FAVOURITE COLOUR? Jade Green

10. HOBBIES? Yes, one or two.

11. LIKES? Many things....

12. DISLIKES? Perverts and Jerks...and....SUPERFICIAL PEOPLE

13. DO I LIKE SEX IN THE MORNING? Only on toast and only if the toast isn't dry.

14. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE I HAD? A select number but that's none of your business. I'll give you a hint - less than the number that you've had...!

15. DO I BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION OR ADAM AND EVE? Both!

16. WHAT AGE DID I LOSE MY VIRGINITY? Do you really think I'm silly enough to put that here?

17. WHAT IS MY FAVOURITE FOOD? Cookie dough and blueberry pancakes...separately of course.

18. WHAT WAS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE EVER? Ummm that's difficult...I would have to say ... "Leaving Normal"...I've watched it 5 times and still cried! But...NOW there's GOOD WILL HUNTING....and I relate to this too well...the best written movie I've seen in years!

19. WHO IS MY FAVOURITE ACTOR? I would have to say...JAMES WOODS...he's so REAL! But.....NOW there is Matt Damon (from GOOD WILL HUNTING...see section 18 on FAVOURITE MOVIES). He's a doll!

2o. WHO IS MY FAVOURITE TV PERSONALITY? Well it used to be Oprah but now she's way too droll for me. I think the fame and fortune has blanked out her soul and now she is trying too hard to put in some soul..eg... soul section on her show..10 minutes a day..but..you can't buy soul!...She bores me lately. :( Now my favourite by far is....ROSEANNE- AS THEY SAY..."SHE ROCKS")

21. ANYTHING ELSE? You must really like me since you stayed this long. Maybe you need to get a life...or at least a job? :)