"OOoooOOoohooooOOOooo....what happy day! My donuts have returned to me!" Vash cried, hugging the box tightly and dancing around.
"I'm so happy. I never thought I could reach bliss." Vash continued as he perpared to take a bite.
"Hey! No eating!" A voice calls out.
Vash looked around, but sees nobody. He blinks.
"Who said that?"
"Me, you idiot!" The voice said again.
Vash peered down at the donut in his hand.
"Eh?"
"Yes me! The donut. No eating of me!"
Vash sweatdropped.
"How can you talk? You're not supposed to!" Vash commented.
The donut popped out of his hand and bounced to the counter.
"Nevermind that! Here's the deal! I'm sick of you people constantly eating my kind! It's time for me to take over the world! To save the butterfly by eating the spider!"
Vash blinked, catching the donuts familer phase.
'That donut sounds just like Knives!' Vash thought. 'I wonder...'
Vash went to the living and glances in. Knives was sitting on the couch reading a newspaper.
"Umm...Knives?"
Knives looked up.
"Yes, brother?"
"You're not a donut, are you?"
Knives stared at him blankly. Then rolled his eyes and went back to reading.
"Baka brother..." Knives mumbled.
Vash blinked again, then headed back to the kitchen, where there was now more then one donut on the counter. More like fifty.
"Now is the time, my brothers!" The donut yelled out, even though it had no lips. It didn't have a face, period. "Attack!"
All the donuts bounced toward Vash at once. Vash sweatdropped again, then ran out and though the halls of the house.
"Help! The donuts! They want to eat mmeeeeeeeee!"
Vash kept running untill he saw Meryl. He ran straight for her and hide behind her.
"Meryl! Help me...the donuts....the evil donuts..." He cried while cowering behind her.
Meryl stared, then grew angry.
"Vash! Did you eat the donuts I was saving? You jerk!"
Vash waved his hands frantically.
"No! It's not like that! They came to life and started attacking me! They want to rule the world!"
Meryl snorted and huffed to the kitchen with Vash in tow. She entered, and saw only an empty box on the counter, with crumbs surrounding it.
"So....they came to life, huh? Then explain the crumbs! That's it! No dessert for you tonight!"
Vash went teary-eyed and started to whine.
"But it's the truth! They're butterfly donuts! Why doesn't anyone beleive meeeeeee?"