Welcome to Old Crazy's Asylum. Within the walls of this institution you will find my original humorous short stories, bits, skits, spoofs, and jokes. (okay, the jokes aren't mine) The material on this website may contain adult language, sexual descriptions, and adult situations. Please do not access this website if you are under the age of 18 (12 in West Virginia), offended by adult content, live in a country where they'll cut your hand off if you get caught touching yourself, have a mother who wanted you to enter the clergy, or are likely to catch hell from your wife. Hey, this ain't the Readers Digest.