By the time the sailor pulled into a little town ebery room was taken. You've got to have a room somewhere, he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
Well. I do have a double room with one occupant- an Air Force guy, admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
No problem, the tired Navy man assured him. "I"ll take it."
The next morning, the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyend and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
Never better. The manager was impressed.
No problem with the other guy snoring?
Nope. I shut him up in no time, said the Navy guy.
How'd you manage that? asked the manager.
He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room, the sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheec, and said, 'Goodnight beautiful',
...and he sat up all night watching me"
......Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
.....Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swee-e-et!".
.....Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the
far end of the bar.
....Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!".
....Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad,...you're drunk!".
