Blinded by hunger and lust, I am at her beck and call.
My leggy beauty greets me in front of her silken lair
And coyly refuses to say what will be tonight's fare.
Why yes my hostess, I'd love to have sex before dinner!
(Now whatever the main course, I surely am a winner!)
Over and over we mate, but as we are getting dressed,
I happen to see something that has made me quite distressed.
You are not what you claim-- a harmless arachnid my ass!
That birthmark on your belly looks just like a red hourglass!
Although the sex was divine, I must be going my dear.
Honey, quit licking your lips. Oh, please let me out of here.
