The Easter Bunny

Little Easter Bunny

While having fun one day

Was run over by a car upon the Queensway

His pretty eggs shattered as so did his skull

His little brains scavenged by a passing gull

The Easter Squirrel was summoned

To take the bunny's spot

Now they had the replacement

The Easter eggs were bought

The Easter Bunny is no more

A fluffy rabbit doesn't hop in your door

Instead its a squirrel by the name of Ed.

Fur full of mange and missing one eye

One look at him would make Bernardo cry

The eggs are usually devoured by his massive gut

No use looking for candies

He only leaves nuts