Hmmmmm.....

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.

How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always
ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many
clothes?

Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?

Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in
adultery?

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to "CURE" it?

Why do we wash BATH TOWELS--aren't we clean when we use them?

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating
an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?