There's a variety of audio formats in here, but
Winamp can play all (except the MIDIs) so if you haven't
got that program, ya need it. Make sure you get
the Standard version, NOT the Lite version.
Alien WAV - 427 KB
I don't know why I called it Alien, it actually sounds more like ghosts or something.
Fuckorama MP3 - 630 KB
I took every single discernible "fuck" I could find on all my CDs and rolled them into one clip. Includes Korn, Slipknot, and Limp Bizkit. And yes, I was extremely bored.
Giggle.mp3 MP3 - 3 MB
This is me and my friends Sarah and Randi Lee one night, totally hyper. There's a lot of inside jokes you probably won't get but it's still really fucking funny. You might wanna read the transcript as some of it's a little hard to hear.
Hysterical Jabba MP3 - 1.24 MB
When I first heard this, I instantly pictured Jabba the Hut throwing a fit and babbling incoherently. It's actually Jonathan Davis from Korn singing "Twist", slowed down and reversed.
Korn Fucks WMA - 407 KB
Same deal as Fuckorama, only exclusively Korn clips.
The Abduction WMA - 728 KB
My idea of what somebody camping in the woods might hear just before they're abducted by aliens.
Tourette Fuck MP3 - 26 KB
While making Fuckorama, I discovered this little clip, which has a charming little rhythm to it.
Puppies MIDI - 2 KB
Silly little ditty I wrote, inspired by watching clumsy puppies at play.
