Stick Up His Ass
The current mood of barbara@bales.com at www.imood.com "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown


Stick Up His Ass

Finally tricked into the doctor's office
After twenty years with H Pylori,
He was asked admiringly by
A seven-months pregnant MD,
"How do you keep your ass
So tight at your age?"

He just smiled. Didn't tell her about
The other parasite he lives with,
How he pumps rage daily,
Practices infantilism like religion,
Or that what keeps his cheeks so sleek
Is balancing the stick implanted mentally.

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