I think probably if Elvis is looking down from heaven right now, the thing he regrets most in his life
is that he grew those big hairy sideburns and wore that tacky white sequined
outfit with the cape during his last concerts. I'm sure even he's sick
of being impersonated in that look. Can't anyone just give the guy a break
and put on some khakis and a sportshirt for once? I just hope I don't die
in my sequined outfit, big hairy sideburns and cape or
all my friends will be imitating me like that for eternity.