They say the more routine and dull your daily life is, the grander and more dramatic your dreams are when you sleep and vice versa. I believe it. I'm actually jealous of Empress Suz. She's young, intelligent, daring, adventurous and has a great wardrobe. In fact, its quite possible that this is the dream and she's the real me. That's what she keeps telling me and remember, she's twice as smart as me…