You know,
I get tired of phone solicitors calling all the time interrupting "my time".
So I now have a standard response when they call. I simply say, "Whatever
it is you're selling I'll take 50 because I only buy things over the phone
in lots of 50! And I don't believe in paying, I only barter!" Hehe, clever
I know. I do have 50 carports I'm trying to unload if anyone is interested....