I almost feel bad about all those things I said about Alex. He sent me an e-mail called "The ABC's of Friendship", that he thought Dirk and I would like. Doesn't change the fact that he's a repressed homosexual with an imaginary girlfriend. Also doesn't change his status as my Arch-Nemises. He showed me the frame he's putting his picture in to give his "girlfriend" for Valentine's Day. It's one of those cheap clear plastic frams. If I was his girlfriend, I would bounce that ugly little photo, frame and all, off his head. By way of contrast, he's giving his niece one of those cute balloons with a stuffed animal in it.
I added a Valentine's Day survey to this site....I really need help deciding on a gift for Dirk. It also asks for your opinions on other stuff. Everyone who's taken it so far thinks it's hilarious. Click Here to take the survey!
I discovered today that Canadians hate Americans. Why is that? Is it because they're jealous that we don't freeze our tits off all the time? Or that we make them the butt of jokes revolving around their use of "Eh?". I mean, we like them.....at least, we don't invade them. And I found out that they are our biggest trade partners....so, there's no reason to hate us. Maybe they're angry that they don't have southern accents....or that their biggest/best known accomplishment is hockey prowess. I've seen the Canadian embassy in D.C. It's pretty, with a fountain. And all white.....we let them have a prettier building than most of the federal government buildings in D.C. I bet our embassy is some little tar and paper shack with a kerosene heater to keep our embassador from freezing to death.
I took pictures of my cousin in her underwear/lingerie tonight. She plans to scan them and send them to her boyfriend in the Philippines for Valentine's Day. I wish I had the guts to do that sort of thing....but she doesn't have the guts to pick them up from the one hour photo place herself. She's going to send me. ::grin:: I suppose she doesn't want to see the guys who work at Ritz Camera leering at her....