Some people are overly self-conscious. My cousin is one of them. We got her pictures back today...she hated all but one of them. Claims she looks fat in all of them...she's what, a size 10? Poor baby. I'm trying to convince her to scan at least 2 or 3 of them. If I can, I'll put up one of them on this page....but then again, she might kill me. So, I'll scan a tamer photo of her. Maybe the one where she's wrapped lasciviously around the tree in my front yard.
I'm wondering if Krisco's still delusional enough to get Dirk a Valentine's Day gift. She gave him a Christmas gift, although he didn't get her anything. She claimed that he ruined her Christmas because he didn't get her anything and he spent the whole day with me. I wonder what she would say if I told her that he spent about $120 on my Christmas gift? Or is that cruel?
I really am afraid to get him anything, though, because of the fact that Dirk's family allows him to go into his room when he's out with me. She'd probably destroy whatever I got him.
I haven't gotten many responses to my happy survey...I feel sad about that. I really need help on this. Plus, I want to know how you feel about me, my site, and what I should do about Krisco. Click Here to fill out my happy survey, that I spent hours learning how to do forms to make. And spent hours thinking about the questions, of course.
I found the one thing I need to be happy in life: an amber necklace. It's only $100-$200 dollars, and it's a pretty yellow-orange color. And a lot of times it has prehistoric bits trapped in it. Feel free to send me one, because Dirk neglects me and doesn't buy me any gifts at all....sniffle.
Does anyone know who won for figure skating in the Olympics? Does anyone care? I wish there were a chance to fall through the ice...that would make it more of a challenge. They'd be a lot more hesitant to do those little leap/spin things if there were a chance of falling through the ice when they land again.
I found this great site devoted to people bitching about their husbands/wives cheating on them. It's really depressing, especially when you see how many new stories there are each month. And these people are so bitter....didn't they get a hint that these people would turn out to be assholes before they married them? I guess not. A related subject is these talk shows devoted to trailer park trash cheating on their wives and getting the other woman pregnant. A portion of the show is devoted to the results of a paternity test that the show does...to prove whether or not the other woman's brat is actually his. The sad thing is, the other woman is usually nastier-looking (if possible) than the wife that got cheated on. And the guy is usually hideous.
Another interesting talk-show phenomenon is the horribly ugly women who sleep with their husband's best friend. Usually their husband is pretty good-looking, and so is the friend. Why do these people hook up with these nasty, huge, skanky women? I mean, just the amount of blush they wear screams "Trash!" to the non-trailerpark world. And they're often missing teeth. Do they not have very many women in trailer parks? I guess they escape any way they can as soon as they turn 16 or so; ie, tunnelling, hitchhiking, prostitution, drug dealing, becoming mail-order brides, etc.