Diary 208

10-23-98



So, we're doing an extra entry, because I'm bored.

Katie might be getting rid of Joe for someone more compatible with me and Dirk (although I'm sure that's not her entire reasoning). This cheers me up, because it means that Katie'll hang out with us more.

Dirk took Katie and I to Carrabas tonight, and paid! I'm so proud of him. I got to order expensive food, and eat it! I'm glad I waited around for Dirk to get a worthwhile job.

Today, I fought down the creepy-crawlies that Dr. Gross gives me, and dragged my ass to psych. I think I spent the whole time trying not to snicker out loud. After class, I visited Dirk for a while. Surprisingly, he was awake at 12:00. I left at 1:30. I'd have preferred to bring him to my house, but both my parents were off.

I took a nap when I got home, woke up at three to see Dirk again. At 7:30, we went to Carrabas. I had a lot of fun, and I think Katie and Dirk did, too. We need to hang out more often.

I absolutely could not believe this. Dirk's brother, Aaron, called and asked me if we wanted to do something with him and Sonia (his pit-viper girlfriend) on Halloween. I reluctantly agreed, then heard what Aaron and Sonia wanted to do. They want to go see Rocky Horror Picture show in Norfolk! A goddamn three-hour drive! I think not! But I was polite and said I'd have to ask my folks. Which, by now, they should understand means, "Hell, no." Honestly, they could give a shit whether or not I lived or died 99.9% of the time, but when they want a ride somewhere, suddenly I'm their best friend. Assholes.

The cramps are still cutting me in half, for all those interested.

Another thing about Dirk's brother that pisses me off: he's been taking messages for all those people responding to our ad, then hiding them and calling them up himself. Fucking asshole. I hope to god he dies. I hope to fucking god he dies of syphillis from his skank-ass little ho of a girlfriend.

Katie and I dropped Dirk off at work, and talked about sex on the way home....Dirk managed to seriously embarrass me at Carabbas by asking Katie if her Potential New Guy is ugly. This elicited peals of shocked laughter from both Katie and I. I mean, why does he care? I should hope he's not planning to fuck him.

Okay, here's the real reason for this entry: gossip. Aaron ran into Krisco a couple days ago, and apparently, she'd pierced her tongue and her eyebrow. Hello, can we say pathetic? I bet her boyfriend put her up to it. Tongue piercings hurt like shit, get in the way of blowjobs, and close up in fifteen minutes if you ever take the bar out. They also leave a permanent scar that looks like a pimple on your tongue. I remember when Krisco pierced her belly-button because Dirk said he thought it looked good. She used a safety pin and it got horribly infected.

Kat, the punk girl up the street, had an interesting car parked in front of her house. It was some sort of sedan that had been given the multi-colored redneck treatment (yellow, black, gray, and white) and had "PunkmobileII) on the rear windsheild. I was disgusted and horrified.

As I was walking out the door, I noticed it was open by about two inches, signalling that Genghis had forced it open to escape. I stopped, considered telling my parents about it so they could search for him, then decided against it. After all, if Genghis got lost, maybe he'd quit pissing on my college books. Apparently, he just showed up on the front porch after an hour because it was cold. There go all my dreams.



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