You know, I start writing some fucked-up stuff when I'm half asleep. I think I was typing in my sleep for that last entry. I even forgot to mention the best, most important news I have: Dirk's got a job interview tomorrow!!! I can't believe it. He's going to be interviewed for some clerk position with an environmental group. I hope he does well. I'm sure he will though, because Dirk's pretty smart. Cute, too.
I finally finished printing up the ‘zine at 2:30 this morning. Then, I had to get up at 6:30 to drop off 10 copies with Katie, so she could distribute them at school and bring them to that comic book shop that agreed to carry us. So, I've been pretty dead all day.
I also got fairly dressed-up and put on make-up to drop off copies at The Green Barrel. I know it sounds odd, considering some of the content of the ‘zine, but I wanted to make a good impression. I didn't want the guys who work there to think we're some kind of extremist wierdos who are bitter because we were horribly disfigured in some weird nuclear accident.. Dirk, of course, thought it was because I was interested in the owner of the store, Mike. Sometimes, my boyfriend can be so suspicious. Mike's a really nice guy, who loves our ‘zine, but man, he is not what I look for in a guy.
The guys at Green Barrel were nice, as always. They told me that the ‘zine practically disappears when they have it out on the counter. That's good. I wish I'd just get more feedback. Maybe if I could increase the distribution somehow....
I know I should be more tolerant of other peoples' shortcomings, but I really can't stand it. My cousin, Miss "Oh, I miss my maids", has outdone herself today. Instead of putting a new trashbag into the can (an operation that takes about 10 seconds), she started piling her garbage on the counters. That's really special. Spoiled brat. That's what happens when you're rich: you become absolutely useless as a human being.
Dirk's come up with another top-secret plan to get rid of Krisco forever. Ha...nothing short of a direct meteor strike will get rid of her. She now waits in his room to ambush him. I swear, as soon as she's 18, I'm going to pound her skanky butt into the ground.
I forgot the most important thing of all....I got my Hello Kitty mug last night! It's beautiful, but I found something I need almost as much as I needed the mug: a Hello Kitty gum dispenser. It's so cute, and it's only about 4-5 inches high, with a tiny clear Hello Kitty figurine that holds gum sitting on top. It'll be my next acquisition, I swear.