For a change from our usual hang-out routine, Dirk and I went to see a movie, "Wild Things". Dirk was resplendant in a nice shirt and tie, to prove to me that it fit. I think he looked cute.
The movie was incredible, with lots of scenes of Neve Campbell and that horse-lipped girl from "Starship Troopers" making out heavily. We also got to see the horse-lipped girl's tits a lot. Every time those two girls kissed, this girl sitting behind me kept saying, "Eeew, gross. That's nasty." Some people just aren't capable of appreciating ART.
I could have lived happily without ever seeing Kevin Bacon's dick, though. Yuck.
Unfortunately, we met up with a guy I knew from High School, Charles. That guy was creepy back then, and I seem to recall he was being charged with sexual harrassment. He just wouldn't go away, and we ended up giving him a ride home from the movies, because I felt sorry for him. I think he was watching the movie just to see the horse-lipped girl's tits.
It's been raining so hard here, mixed with hail pellets. It's scary to drive in. And worse to walk through.
I heard the wildest thing...Katie's supposedly dating some guy...for those who don't know, she's gay. I heard it from Dirk, who heard it from Krisco. Dirk talks to Krisco too much.
If it's true, I'm not certain what to say. I'm happy for her, I'm sure, but sometimes it feels like I don't know her any more. Maybe because she actually has a definite direction in her life right now. I'd envy that, if I could. I know we're not as close as we used to be...I'm too caught up in everything, and she's too busy. Certainly, she must find me rather immature. After all, I'm still in community college two years after I graduated, not looking to do anything soon, and the most significant thing I read lately is sex comix.
Dirk finally made the mix tape for Krisco. It's really horrible. I don't think he's actually going to give it to her, though. Surprise, surprise.
I found the most fitting button in the world for Krisco today. It says, "You remind me of a happy meal: small, cheap and greasy."