May 1998

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In Candy's room, there are pictures of her heroes on the walls, But to get to Candy's room, you gotta walk the darkness of Candy's hall, Strangers from the city, call my baby's number and they bring her toys, When I come knocking, she smiles pretty, she knows I wanna be Candy's boy, There's a sadness hidden in that pretty face, a sadness all her own, from which no man can keep Candy safe. We kiss, my heart's pumpin' to my brain The blood rushes in my veins, when I touch Candy's lips, We go driving, driving deep into the night, I go driving deep into the light, in Candy's eyes, She says, Baby if you wanna be wild, You got a lot to learn, close your eyes, Let them melt, let them fire, Let them burn Cause in the darkness, there'll be hidden worlds that shine, When I hold Candy close she makes the hidden worlds mine, She has fancy clothes and diamond rings, She has men who give her anything she wants, but they don't see, That what she wants is me Oh, and I want her so, I'll never let her go, no, no, no She knows that I'd give, All that I got to give All that I want, all that I live, To make Candy mine Tonight Programming Note: The song Candy's Room written by Bruce Springsteen.

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