Standing in the witness box
She shouldn't be up there
She could afford to lose it
It really isn't fair
Giving Queen's evidence
Against the underclass
She could have turned a blind eye
She should have let it pass
In headlines from the papers
As reported on TV
Girls out looking for money
They chose a celebrity
They didn't mean to hurt her
They didn't use that knife
It's not as if they hurt her
They didn't take her life
So now we should feel sorry
For these sad, unfortunate thugs
After all, she had it coming
All that money and those looks
"Just an actress" they said
As if that makes it right
Aren't they classed as people
Can't they walk the streets at night
"Unfortunate family circumstances"
Said the lawyer in defence
What about the victim
What is her offence
Is she unfortunate to be pretty
To have the world at her feet
If so, she'd better stay in nights
It's not safe out on the streets