Greetings, Hapless Netsurfer! I don't know what exactly brings you here, but by all means make yourself at home. Most of the material on this site pertains to me an me alone; consequently, it will most likely be of little interest to you unless you either a) know me, or b) find my choice of banner graphics strangely compelling (a very real possibility, society being what it is these days). There are a few items of marginal interest to the outside observer, however -- just poke around and keep your standards low. While you are here, feel free to peruse: - the Personal - AND - the Professional - I'd say they pretty much speak for themselves. Enjoy. Coming Soon: the Edifying AND the Useless! Need some serious help on a design project? Well, look no further! Well, not much further, anyway. Why don't you take a peek at my résumé? How about something personal? Stare in slackjawed fascination at The 7 Ages of Ben, a highly selective photographic history of cetain brief snippets of my exciting life. Or, if you wish, you can peruse some of my smooth prose stylings.