We were all sitting on the worn-out mattresses in the old club's basement, waiting for him.
He, as usual, was late. At my right side were Avi and fat Dudi.
They are going to ninth grade already and they have a blue belt. At my left was Asaf, who has blue belt too, but he is older. 15 and a half.
We were sitting and waiting, our legs folded behind our behind like Thor taught us
(he doesn't let us say "ass", just "behind").
And Thunder knows everything.
And he is the strongest man on earth.
And most handsome. And then he came with its charming smile, jumping around cheerfully, wearing his perfectly
suited Karate outfit, which suits him perfectly and sandals with a "Hilton Israel" label on them. He asked me if I like the sandals and told me that he bought them in the old
central station in Tel-Aviv and they cost only 2$.
I told him that it must be stolen, but he said "No way".
He surely knows- he is Thor and Thor knows everything. Then he told us "run in circles for worm-up". So we ran.
And while running I gazed at him, trying to see if he sees how nice I run, but he just picked his nose.
I'm sure that he can pick his nose and see me running and million other things at the same time. We ran like that until I fumbled into the concrete wall.
All the other kids were laughing at me but Thor just smiled and said to me "never mind,
it will just strengthen you, keep running". And then my nose started to bleed and Thor smiled again and said that its
maybe a "red common cold running down your nose" (his words).
I was laughing, although it was really painful. He has a great sense of humor. And then we stood in "combat position" and Thor said that everybody,
with his pace should start kicking "Muashi Geri" kicks in the air
(he's got a real authentic Japanese accent when he wants). We kicked the air like that for a long time and he walked between us and hit us in the bellies.
For strengthening. I was a little offended because he didn't hit just me but everybody.
Am I not special any more? Doesn't he love me any more? And then he came and hit me in the head with his massive fist. He sure knows how to hit,
like in the movies of Chuk Norris (that he once brought us to see). It really hurt but I was glad 'cause he always say that those things are good for the strengthening. And he didn't stop but I was still smiling at him. And then he kicked me in the head,
and I was still smiling. Because it was strengthening.
And then he strangled me and I felt his tasty sweat really close.
And slowly I ran out of air and he kept strangling until I didn't breath at all. And I was real strengthened.


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