Leveller Records' Home-style Recipes:

2 Tbsps. NaCl

2 Carrots

1 Stick, Celery

8 Packets Fragility™ Flat Noodles

3 Packets But I Won’t Eat the Actual Animal™ Chicken Flavor

Place copy of Sunny Day Real Estate’s How It Feels to Be Something On in compact disc player or on turn-table, depending on the format of your version. Begin with track one, Circles, and listen to album in its entirety. As you listen, you will cry. Collect your tears, then, in a mid-sized stock-pot (about 3 gal. capacity). Once you have filled the stock-pot with approximately 2.5 gal. of tears, carry it to stove. With burner on high, heat tears until boiling. When the water is boiling, add the carrots, diced, and celery, sliced. Allow to simmer ten minutes. Next, add the Fragility™ brand noodles and BIWETAA™ brand Chicken Flavor to water and vegetables. Let simmer for ten more minutes. Serve hot (so you have an "excuse" to cry some more b/c it will probably burn your tongue-at first.)