REVENGE OF THE BLONDES Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt. Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable Why are most brunettes flat-chested? It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache Why is the color brunette considered evil? When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch? How can you tell a brunette is lonely? Check her for a pulse What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit Why do brunettes wear training bras? It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair? With a rake What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops Why don't brunettes get breast implants? They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ? " What part of 'yes' don't you understand?" Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn't feel left out What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant? From their underarms Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job? Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night? Startled What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? A hostage How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color? By studying what oil spills did to seaweed What's the difference between a brunette and the trash? At least the trash gets taken out once a week Author Unknown Return to Index