There are to be *NO* illegal drugs of any kind in our home. There is to be *NO* use of illegal drugs of any kind while you are at our home. This includes entering or re-entering our home under the influence of a drug. At least, the offending party will be asked to leave and will not be welcome to return; at worst, we will call the police.
Permission must be granted by both Renee and Mark before alcohol, or persons under the influence of alcohol, is to be brought into the home. If this is violated, the offending party will be asked to leave. If the offending party is deemed unsafe to drive home, we will call a cab, for which we will not provide payment.
No overtly anti-God items are allowed in the home. Jewelry, tattoos, or items brought for educational purposes (for example, a book if requested) will be tolerated. T-shirts bearing anti-God statements should be turned inside out before entering or ASAP, unless pre-approved by both Renee and Mark.
No harm or implied harm is to come to our cat. If intended harm does occur, the offending party will be asked to leave and will not be welcome to return.
No items are to be removed from the premises without the permission of Renee and/or Mark. If and offending party is caught stealing, they will be asked to leave and will be reported to the police if necessary. Soda or other foodstuffs offered to our guests are exempt from this rule.
No harm is to come to either of our vehicles. Offending parties will be asked to leave and will be reported to the police.
No harm is to come to our neighbors or their property. Offending parties will be asked to leave and will be reported to the police.
Renee and Mark reserve the right to add or change these house/car rules at any time. As a general rule, if you feel an issue may arise from your behavior, consult Renee and/or Mark before proceeding with that course of action.