Welcome to the Goofy Stuff!

People find it hard to believe that Phish has a light side.
So she's decided to start this page... not just to prove that she has a sense of humor, but to share the treasures of wit that might otherwise be lost.
Okay, mostly to prove she has a sense of humor.

Load this .gif from Entertainment Weekly to see what Stan Lee, Todd MacFarlane and some other heavyweights had to say about the TMNT movie.

And check out yet another image-- the TMNT Fanfic Digest, sort of a Soap Opera Digest for Fanfic fans. Pity I don't have the time or energy to write it, eh?

We also have The Top Five Lists. The first, and possibly the only, list discusses which of our boys you'd rather... er... date.
And The Top Ten things the TMNT and friends don't want you to know about, courtesy of Dinogrrl. I didn't write 'em, but hey, they're funny, and I'm mentioned...

In honor of the guys:
A link to Lego Mindstorms, a site made for Donatello if ever there was one... And one link to a Japanese pizza site:
The Web's First Japanese Pizza Page. As you will soon see, it doesn't get much goofier than Japanese pizza... sweet corn, anyone? Pass the mayo...
If you don't want pizza, try Ninja Burger.
As for drinks, be sure to try the Ninja Turtle. Over 21 only, please... thanks to Krang for finding this.
Michaelangelo would recommend the Reynolds and Betty Crocker websites, along with After Battle Chocolate Cake.

If you don't want to cook, then go play Barbies.

And as a special feature, we've included this absurdly large feature from GeoCities-- in honor of Michaelangelo, of course:
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