This is a list Dinogrrl sent to the tmnt-l, and has graciously allowed me to put up on her site... I swear, I did not put her up to these!
10. Raphael is currently in therapy for the trauma his sensitive artistic soul suffered from being forced to play the bad guy all the time.
9. Shredder wears lacy lingerie under his armor.
8. Mikey can't actually cook, he just orders really fancy take-out.
7. Leonardo is up to his twentieth bandana due to continuously slicing the ends off them while practicing katas.
6. Every time one of the characters is beat up in a fanfic, they get a pay bonus.
5. So now Raph and Mikey are *rolling* in it.
4. Phish is actually Donatello in disguise (no offense Phish ;)
3. Venus has silicone plastron implants.
2. Tokka moonlights as a Shakespearean play actor off-off Broadway.
and the number one thing the TMNT and pals don't want you to know...
1. Splinter isn't a rat, he's actually a gerbil with a tail implant.
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